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What do you call an elephant
in a telephone booth ? - Stuck. Why do elephants' tusks stick out ? - Because their parents can't afford braces ! How can you tell an elephant from a banana ? - Try to lift it up. If you can't, it's either an elephant or a very heavy banana. |
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How can you stop moles from
digging up your garden ? - Hide the shovel. Why was the bee's hair sticky ? - Because he used a honeycomb ! How do you stop a rhino from charging ? - Take away its credit card ! |
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What do you call a mad flea
? - a looney-tick ! What did they duck say when he finished shopping ? - Just put it on my bill. What did one toilet say to the other toilet ? - You look a bit flushed ! |
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What happened when the dog
went to the flea circus ? - He stole the show ! Why did the ocean roar ? - Wouldn't you if you had crabs stuck on your bottom? How do you make a hotdog stand ? - Steal his chair. |
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What did the digital clock
say to its mother ? - Look ma, no hands. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean ? - Nothing. It just waved What do you get when you step on a grape ? - a little wine |
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